5 Fundamental Reasons You Must be at Munich’s Oktoberfest Every Year.

There is no other festival like Munich’s famous Oktoberfest. People sometimes ask what makes it so unbelievably great, wondering why sitting in a tent, drinking beer can possibly seem like the most wonderful thing in the world. It’s not that hard to explain — here are 5 reasons why.

Not only are they already extremely beautiful, but Oktoberfest is a giant excuse for thousands of gorgeous Bavarians to put on outfits that insanely accentuate their ample chests. If you can tear your ogling eyes away for a second, you’ll feel like you’re in some kind of weird period movie, where everyone is wearing a corset, except it’s the present day and you’re all really, really drunk. It’s heaven on earth.

#4: An Endless Flow of Beer.

There is no other bar that continues to serve people full 1L steins of beer far after they should have been cut off. Oktoberfest doesn’t discriminate by trying to judge how drunk you are — not only do they not have enough time for it, but getting that ridiculously drunk is actually part of the damn festival itself.

#3: The Music is Amazing/Awful.

There’s something about the uniform awfulness of the Oktoberfest Oompah bands that is completely endearing. It might have to do with the massive amounts of beer you’ve consumed, which make any crummy song sound great, but still, there it is.

#2: Nowhere is Security So Insanely Tight.

For some reason you will never see a damn fight in Oktoberfest, because someone back some years ago realized that creating a festival devoted entirely to beer (instead of to sport, or food, or something other excuse people use to get drunk) would result in some rowdy-ass people. As a result the security is tighter, faster, and harder than you’ve ever seen in your life.

#1: There is Only One Protagonist — Beer.

Sure, there are wine festivals, fancy beer festivals, vodka festivals — all that stuff. But nowhere in the world is there a massive, massive party entirely devoted to consuming beer in big quantities, with other people, in tents. It is the apotheosis of everything great about beer in the first place, the camaraderie, the silly excitement, the fatty foods — enshrined in the best festival ever created.

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